Naming names

Name the following things:

A desert town - Aridity
A race horse - Salty Dog
A literary magazine - The Proseiden Adventure
A new disease - Diabolicus
A football team - Omaha Omegas
A diner - Eats and Sweets
A new religion - Raptured Repugnants
A new planet - Flumbo
A rock band - The Banned
A summer cottage - Roses and Roaches
Triplets - Somer, Wynter, Faul
A liqueuer - Golden Rainbow
A beauty salon - Snippy
A new diet - Dough or Die
A soap opera - Tomorrow Will Tell
A polluted river - Richman Folly
A poetry collection - Tequila Torso
A chihuahua - Itty Bitty
A burglar - Burt Scrabble
A bar - Happiness Counts
A lipstick color - Does this make me look fat?
A yacht - Seas Control

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Quote of the day: It was a myth that people created their own children, the ball-of-clay business. The truth was, children made themselves in reaction to you. Hearon - "Ella in Bloom"
Chosen because it's true. I responded to the truth of this as any parent will and it's something you can't know unless you've experienced the maturation of your own child, guided by you, but somehow totally independent of you. Which is glorious and eternally sobering.